Okay, so... some things. That have happened.
Moved out. Yeah, it finally happened. I am out on my own, living the dream. Well, not completely on my own- I have roommates, of course. Which makes the next part a little... less complicated, but simultaneously more so.
Got fired. Kinda. See, when I moved, I was told- and expected- a transfer to a job site near where I moved in. Surprise surprise, once I did move out, I was told, "wait, no, we don't have anything, let us keep looking." This continued for the next 30 days, until the company I worked for decided it would just be easier to fire me rather than follow through on any promise they made